I have been waiting for nearly a month for this package so I don't have to look at my stained vanity top anymore. It arrived like this.
I wanted to laugh, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. Then I wanted to cry, but couldn't do that either. Now I just want to go to sleep! Just 3 kids to get down and a room full of holes to patch between me and my pillow... I'll deal with this fellow tomorrow.
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Thursday, May 23, 2013
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Meg vs. The Car: One long day.
We got our alignment fixed and tires replaced today. It only took:
1 walk to and from McDonalds with 4 boys 5 and under (my nephew was with us),
20 chicken nuggets and 3 yogurt parfaits,
1 face plant into the play place mat,
1 pants change,
1 unexpected trip to Costco,
2 frozen yogurts,
1 heinously large bag of veggie straws,
3 toddler meltdowns,
1 poopsplosion,
1 call to Grammy, and
1 nursing session in a corner outside Costco while the big boys fought in the cart.
I wanted to hug the tire guy when he pulled our van right up on the sidewalk for us to jump right in.
I got home and John took a study break because big brother wanted to wash the cars with him, so they are sparkly clean too.
Good thing I had this super easy taco soup planned for dinner. Took 10 minuted to make and was pretty tasty! I am currently ignoring the fact that I have hardly touched my goals from 2 weeks ago, let alone set more for this week. We'll just be happy we got through Wednesday!
1 walk to and from McDonalds with 4 boys 5 and under (my nephew was with us),
20 chicken nuggets and 3 yogurt parfaits,
1 face plant into the play place mat,
1 pants change,
1 unexpected trip to Costco,
2 frozen yogurts,
1 heinously large bag of veggie straws,
3 toddler meltdowns,
1 poopsplosion,
1 call to Grammy, and
1 nursing session in a corner outside Costco while the big boys fought in the cart.
I wanted to hug the tire guy when he pulled our van right up on the sidewalk for us to jump right in.
I got home and John took a study break because big brother wanted to wash the cars with him, so they are sparkly clean too.
Good thing I had this super easy taco soup planned for dinner. Took 10 minuted to make and was pretty tasty! I am currently ignoring the fact that I have hardly touched my goals from 2 weeks ago, let alone set more for this week. We'll just be happy we got through Wednesday!
Friday, January 18, 2013
Meg vs. Time: Facebook Friday
I don't think I am alone in the fact that Facebook has become my default time waster. When I have a minute or two in between things, I mindlessly look over Facebook, not looking for anything in particular. Then one of two things happen: I leave it just as bored as I was before I opened it, or I get caught up in something worthless and waste a lot of time on it. Maybe one in ten times I actually communicate with someone or do or read something worthwhile.
So I decided I am going to try a new experiment: Facebook Friday. In theory, I will avoid checking Facebook except on Friday (unless I actually need to communicate with someone, like a family member who is more likely to check Facebook than answer my calls, though I am not naming any names there). Then I will post whatever cool/funny/worthless things that strike my fancy.
So here is my first Facebook Friday:
1. I entered to win a gift card from Brickyard Buffalo, the cute daily deal site started by my SIL's sister and where my BFF is a vendor.
2. I offered to lend our digital scale for our local Pinewood Derby. Something useful! That is the one redeeming virtue of Facebook; I find out about what is going on with people and how I can help.
3. Read lots of status updates about the weather (75 degrees in SoCal, -10 in Vernal, UT, "Wicked cold" in Boston).
4. Saw a lot of pictures of other people's kids.
5. Someone I knew in high school is having a girl.
6. It's Trafficking Awareness Month. Check out the story on CNN. Someday I want to volunteer or work for an organization that represents trafficking victims.
7. People complaining about Obama, complete with sacrilegious magazine covers.
(Also, who can save Europe if not women? =))
8. Lots of complaints about gun conrol.
9. Someone linked to this blog post about mothering and being enough. It is awesome.
10. More grumpy cat.
Happy Friday!
So I decided I am going to try a new experiment: Facebook Friday. In theory, I will avoid checking Facebook except on Friday (unless I actually need to communicate with someone, like a family member who is more likely to check Facebook than answer my calls, though I am not naming any names there). Then I will post whatever cool/funny/worthless things that strike my fancy.
So here is my first Facebook Friday:
1. I entered to win a gift card from Brickyard Buffalo, the cute daily deal site started by my SIL's sister and where my BFF is a vendor.
2. I offered to lend our digital scale for our local Pinewood Derby. Something useful! That is the one redeeming virtue of Facebook; I find out about what is going on with people and how I can help.
3. Read lots of status updates about the weather (75 degrees in SoCal, -10 in Vernal, UT, "Wicked cold" in Boston).
4. Saw a lot of pictures of other people's kids.
5. Someone I knew in high school is having a girl.
6. It's Trafficking Awareness Month. Check out the story on CNN. Someday I want to volunteer or work for an organization that represents trafficking victims.
7. People complaining about Obama, complete with sacrilegious magazine covers.
(Also, who can save Europe if not women? =))
8. Lots of complaints about gun conrol.
9. Someone linked to this blog post about mothering and being enough. It is awesome.
10. More grumpy cat.
Happy Friday!
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